I like my music loud. It helps drone the voices inside my head out..
So I left my toothpaste on the kitchen table and it went missing. No one will tell me where it went. They literally stole my toothpaste. Wtf.
I hate people to such a high extent why can’t I be a dolphin?…
People: pro-active works for me! So you should try it too!
Me: LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE! LOOK AT IT!!! IT’S ACNE FREE SO GO TRY FUCKING PRO-ACTUVE YOUSELF. NOW.
They don’t invite you to their birthday party but they invite all the cool people
No! I’m just sick of you treating me like shit! I’m sick of you making me feel like shit! In sick of you making me want to kill myself ok? Ok!
Year 2014: eminem looks young
Year 2015: eminem looks young
Year 2016: eminem looks young
Year 2095: eminem looks young
Twerking is a national girl sport
Grinding is a national boy sport
Eminem still looks the same
Practiced for three hours straight^_^
Wanting to move to somewhere were no one knows me and just start clean